the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Office supplies

Sunday afternoon Marlo asked for some tape to seal up a piece of paper, and I made the huge mistake of turning my head for less than a minute. Because in that time she pulled almost the entire roll of tape out of its dispenser. I was like, DUDE. NOT OKAY.

“Tape!” she said back as if she had just discovered gold. I’m getting her boxes of this for Christmas.

This morning I had to figure out what to do with the three pieces that were left.

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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