the smell of my desperation has become a stench

First or second or removed or what?

I just looked at some charts that explain what a first cousin is, what a second cousin once removed is, and I cannot figure out the term for Marlo and Maeve. Wait, stop. DUH. Second cousins. It has to be because McKenzie is so much younger than I am that I get confused. That and fatigue. And I’m a little mesmerized by the cheeks on that baby, to be honest. Look at the difference from just a few weeks ago. When she learns to sit up and support that head she is going to be stronger than most people who do CrossFit.

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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