the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Seasonal work

When it comes to decorating for the autumnal holidays, I usually just hit the pumpkin and squash bins at the grocery store and grab a variety of shapes and varieties. I think this is a delicata squash, although I could be totally wrong and the squash people are going to squash me. Are there squash people? YOU BET THERE ARE. And this photo is my peace offering to them if I’m wrong.

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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