the smell of my desperation has become a stench

What’s in your pantry

Last night after dinner Marlo was playing hide and seek by herself which sounds kind of sad but that is not the case at all. She doesn’t want to be found by anyone and will hide inside closets and here in the pantry in the kitchen and yell, “MOM! YOU DON’T KNOW WHERE I AM!” And when I don’t respond or say, “You’re right, I don’t.” She will make as much commotion as possible and again yell, “MOOOOOOMMMMMMM! MOOOOOOMMMMMMM! YOU WON’T EVER FIND ME!” If she grows up to become a spy we are all so screwed.

So I got out he camera. No joke, she peeked out the crack in these doors and said, “What are you taking a picture of? I’m not in here.”

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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