the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Corn pops

Saturday afternoon I did something I haven’t done in years and took a drive through the mountains in time to see some of the changing leaves. Usually I miss it by a week or two if I even make the effort to head up there, but this year I forced myself out just in time. I took this as I headed into Park City, along with about a hundred other people who had stopped along the road to take the exact same shot. Which, okay. Look at that. That isn’t so bad, Autumn. Keep this up and I might one day start looking forward to you instead of naming voodoo dolls after you and stabbing them in the groin.

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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