the smell of my desperation has become a stench

The beginning of fall cleanup

No one in this house can get out a tool of any kind without Marlo losing her mind. A tool means a job means HELPING! If you’re going to fix a leaking kitchen sink, Marlo is going to help fix a leaking kitchen sink. If you are going to scrub a toilet, Marlo is going to help scrub a toilet. A rake? YOU GOT OUT A RAKE! OMG OMG OMG OMG! Mind you, Leta was inside and when asked if she’d like to help as well her eyes moaned as they rolled into the back of her head. Fine. The pink fairy princess can have ALL of the leaves.

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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