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Coprophagic Chupacabra

I wanted to get a picture of the dogs outside in the middle of all the yellow in the backyard, so I let them out and then grabbed the camera. In the amount of time it took me to find the camera and check its settings Chuck had wandered near the fence and was eating poop. He was chewing it. Here’s the difference between kids and pets: if you ever caught your child doing something that horrifying you’d sit them down and try to figure out what is going wrong in their life. When you catch a pet doing this you want to grab a gun.

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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