I wanted to get a picture of the dogs outside in the middle of all the yellow in the backyard, so I let them out and then grabbed the camera. In the amount of time it took me to find the camera and check its settings Chuck had wandered near the fence and was eating poop. He was chewing it. Here’s the difference between kids and pets: if you ever caught your child doing something that horrifying you’d sit them down and try to figure out what is going wrong in their life. When you catch a pet doing this you want to grab a gun.