the smell of my desperation has become a stench

In need of a seat warmer

There’s a bit of snow storm going on right now made worse by the fact that it was warm enough to rain in the middle of the night. That rain then froze, so the roads this morning were treacherous. Great for the ski resorts, not so good for dainty dogs who do not like to be cold. I asked him to sit here before coming inside and he was like, you are insane if you think I’m putting my butt on that ground. To his credit, he gave me a squat instead. To my credit, there’s nothing on his head in this photo. Chuck and I, meeting each other halfway.

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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