the smell of my desperation has become a stench


This is the window in the living room facing west with a view right into the neighbor’s backyard. He’s a lovely older gentlemen who walks everywhere and waves to every passing car and pedestrian. Unfortunately his aging gait troubles Coco and consequently she barks and growls her head off every time she sees him. It’s so embarrassing. Almost as embarrassing as when he looks up from his porch and sees me taking photos of his house.

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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