the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Gone fetching

Normally I take the dogs on a walk through the neighborhood on leash, but when I have the time I like to get them out where they can run and explore. Coco always covers at least three times as much ground as Chuck because she runs to him then runs back to me and then repeats this over and over again, a herder taking detailed notes on her sheep. Often she will find an object in between and beg me to play a game of fetch. Would you look at that stick. It’s so heavy she can’t even get it off the ground BUT SHE WILL TRY SO HELP HER GOD.

(Yes, that’s Chuck in the background lifting his leg to mark something.)

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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