the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Burst the bars of death asunder

During this season I try to keep a bowl of Cadbury Mini Eggs on the countertop but so far I can only get that bowl to last about an afternoon. Damn them being so expensive because we’ve gone through five? Six bags? My kids sneak one or two every time they pass it. So now they are composed of 60% water, 20% noodles/frozen burritos, 20% chocolate eggs. My Paleolithic ancestors are shaking their heads and they cannot even.

Praise Risen Jesus!

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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