Marlo: “AHHH! That duck is getting way too close!”
Me: “That’s a goose, Marlo. A GOOSE.”
Marlo: “The GOOSE is getting way too close!”
Me: “I won’t let it get near you.”
Marlo: “Tell that duck to go away.”
Me: “You mean that goose.”
Marlo: “UGH!”
Me: “If there is more than one goose, what you do you call them?”
Marlo: “DUCKSES. TELL THE DUCKSES TO GO AWAY!”