the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Salad for lunch

Tomatoes on the vine are the most popular ones around here for meals, especially in salads at lunch. Chuck doesn’t consume any DO NOT YE WORRY. There is some talk that tomatoes or parts of tomatoes are poisonous to dogs, and like I have mentioned here before I keep his consumption of human food to a very bare minimum. No chocolate. No raisins or grapes. Absolutely none of my heroin.

For this feat he was rewarded a dog biscuit made, sadly, with gluten. I really need to get my shit together.

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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