the smell of my desperation has become a stench

And, lo, the battle continues

It’s been over a week and I’ve been feeding Chuck doggie probiotics with every meal to see if it might aid in curing his embarrassing flatulence. No progress yet. Nothing. In fact, an hour after I fed him dinner he walked around farting in every corner of the house. I’m hoping that if I give it a little more time I might see some improvement, but right now I’m discouraged. And blinded. And half of my face is lying on the floor. And both kids are passed out in the living room.

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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