the smell of my desperation has become a stench

When one is lacking sheep

As the owner of two dogs I feel only a bit ashamed that there is a glaring lack of dog toys in my house, but there is a good reason for this. Neither of them can control themselves and within about two minutes every ball, tug toy, stuffed animal and frisbee has been totally decimated. If I’m not careful when playing fetch with Coco, if I turn my back too long, she’ll destroy whatever it is we’re using to retrieve. I have most certainly not ever used this as leverage when Marlo is ignoring me and I take her puppy purse and pretend to throw it in the backyard and go, “Oops.”

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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