the smell of my desperation has become a stench

The sequel

Someone got a new puppy purse. The old one still holds a special place in her heart, in fact she strapped both of them over her body this morning and walked into school like that. Her teacher is really kind about letting her keep one on because she knows she’s having some difficulty adjusting. That’s actually why I indulged her and bought her another one. Amazing the healing powers of a gaudy, sequined accessory. Her Aunt Lola would be so proud.

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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