Anna Beth’s intern, Beth Pointer, happens to read my website. In fact, she was reading a few years ago when I posted a gift guide wherein I joked that I couldn’t find a store that carried a life-size replica of Zac Efron to set up in my entryway. So she sent me a life-size Zac Efron. And I still have him. Always will. In fact, it’s the one item I own that I’ve asked to be buried with.
When she was here this weekend we had to reunite them. And objectify him in the process.