When one is lacking sheep

As the owner of two dogs I feel only a bit ashamed that there is a glaring lack of dog toys in my house, but there is a good reason for this. Neither of them can control themselves and within about two minutes every ball, tug toy, stuffed animal and frisbee has been totally decimated. If I’m not careful when playing fetch with Coco, if I turn my back too long, she’ll destroy whatever it is we’re using to retrieve. I have most certainly not ever used this as leverage when Marlo is ignoring me and I take her puppy purse and pretend to throw it in the backyard and go, “Oops.”