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TexasKatie said:
What is that on Sir Chuckles' nose? Is it peanut butter?
I think Coco's thought bubble should be "And they say I am the crazy one!"
Chuck's thought bubble "If I perseverate enough on this peanut butter that is stuck to my nose, I WILL get to it!!!!"
05.24.10 - 02:02 PM / 1TinkwithTude said:
Peanut butter crazy, peanut butter crazy, peanut butter crazy with a baseball bat. ;)
05.24.10 - 01:58 PM / 2dooce said:
It's peanut butter. This was one of the more family friendly shots I could find in this series. That dog has a tongue and a half!
05.24.10 - 01:59 PM / 3Hagan Squared said:
What a roll reversal. Chuck is crazy and Coco looks quite calm. Did her Adderall finally kick in?
Behold my Captcha: the frisking
ETA: Dang it! Now I have the peanut butter song stuck in my head.
05.24.10 - 02:05 PM / 4Brookelyn Bridge said:
Does sir need a kleenex?
05.24.10 - 02:02 PM / 5TexasKatie said:
I just love the sheer look of concentration on his face. And the sweet look on Coco's face, like "Do you want some help with that, Chuck?" This is a darling picture!!!
05.24.10 - 02:03 PM / 6Soft Kitty said:
"Coco, don't even think about it or this shit will get weird!"
05.24.10 - 02:03 PM / 7winecat said:
You see this peanut butter on my nose? It can totally take you down!
05.24.10 - 02:11 PM / 8rowdydog said:
"The fuck you lookin' at?"
05.24.10 - 02:12 PM / 9Greygirl said:
"Hey, Marlo, want some peanut butter?"
05.24.10 - 02:12 PM / 10Schnauzie_Mom said:
Lol, I totally do this to my dogs. Ahh good, clean fun:-)
05.24.10 - 02:13 PM / 11grad.nauseam said:
I would love to, but I don't think I can put it any better than Britgirl did.
05.24.10 - 02:14 PM / 12tanyasykes said:
No caption just the sound track playing softly in the background: The Look of Love is in your eyes...
05.24.10 - 02:16 PM / 13Greygirl said:
"Finally she put something on my head that I can eat!"
05.24.10 - 02:17 PM / 14Jangogh said:
Pull my finger.
05.24.10 - 02:17 PM / 15Daddy Scratches said:
Chuck: "Why? Why must she torture me like this? Is this supposed to be funny? The ol' peanut-butter-on-the-dog's-nose gag? Oh, haha! Yeah, real laugh riot ... if you're not the one who has to walk around all day with peanut butter lodged in your nostrils! 'It's OK, he has a long tongue,' she says. Look at my tongue, Coco. LOOK. AT. MY. TONGUE. Does it look like it'll fit up my nostrils? Because, guess what, Coco? IT WON'T! But, hey, it's all good if the Internet gets a laugh out of it, am I right? God, I need a new gig."
Coco: [drooling] "Yeah, so anyway dude, are you ... um ... are you gonna eat that? Cuz, you know, if not, I was thinking —"
Chuck: "Coco, I swear to Christ, if your tongue comes out of your mouth, I will bite it right the fuck off."
05.24.10 - 02:18 PM / 16willthink4wine said:
Dude, is that peanut butter on your nose or are you just happy to see me?
05.24.10 - 02:19 PM / 17girlplease said:
coco (in little kid voice because all aussies have little kid voices for the rest of their lives)
"you got a booger on your nose".
chuck (in 12 year old voice) "shut up. 'tis not"
"is so"
'is not"
"is so"
"is not and if you say it again, I'll punch you in the arm"
coco whispers as she walks away "is so"
chuck "MOM!!!!"
*brought to you by a mom of 2 border collies. one 13, mature, and all sass (a la chuck) and one spazzy 5 year old pure bred (a la coco). I KNOW these conversations exist, damn it!
05.24.10 - 02:19 PM / 18Greygirl said:
Coco: "You are getting sleepy. Your eyes are getting heavy...."
05.24.10 - 02:21 PM / 19MJBUtah said:
I want to kees you, and lick you and...hey is that peanut butter?
05.24.10 - 02:22 PM / 20Rebecca from Texas said:
Chuck, you have no idea how turned on I am right now... yea, that's it, lick it you little bitch!
05.24.10 - 02:23 PM / 21kristanhoffman said:
Chuck: "I double dog dare you."
Or alternately...
Coco: "Uh, Chuck, you got a little something... on your... yeah."
05.24.10 - 02:25 PM / 22jenniferg said:
The Lick Heard 'Round the World
05.24.10 - 02:27 PM / 23pachase said:
Go on....make my day. Not very original, but that was the first thing I thought of when I saw this photo!
05.24.10 - 02:27 PM / 24Squeetthang said:
Coco: No, I think it went Rudolph the RED nose reindeer. Brown nose is a totally different subject.
05.24.10 - 02:31 PM / 25juliemewood said:
coco- imma be gettin me some peanut butter
chuck - do it and I'll sick Leta on you.
05.24.10 - 02:32 PM / 26Bryony Boxer said:
Got Milk?
05.24.10 - 02:43 PM / 27smithie1996 said:
Don't even think about getting your Coco in my peanut butter.
05.24.10 - 02:46 PM / 28mommyoffour said:
"Lick my nose and I'll bite your damn face off."
05.24.10 - 02:47 PM / 29Jayceekay said:
Go ahead...make my day.
05.24.10 - 02:51 PM / 30Deckside Thoughts said:
Coco! Stop looking at me like that!
05.24.10 - 02:55 PM / 31Fluff to you said:
"And then each dog's prayer was answered...it began to rain peanut butter."
05.24.10 - 02:59 PM / 32hoosiergirl1962 said:
All I can think of is....
Bring it, bitch!!!
05.24.10 - 03:01 PM / 33LeezaPM said:
Chuck: Does my nose job make me look friendlier?
Coco: I'm sure it will, when you get the bandage off.
Chuck: I'm not wearing a bandage!
05.24.10 - 03:01 PM / 34sweetsmj said:
From the urban dictionary: "a bad trip is a "trip" that goes from peace and oneness to pure horror and evil."
For Coco, it's peace and oneness. For Chuck, it's horror and evil. Seriously, Coco looks like she's daydreaming about peanut butter and shit sandwiches for all!
05.24.10 - 03:19 PM / 35BexBrown said:
If you even THINK of sniffing my ass I swear I will never play with you EVER!
05.24.10 - 03:21 PM / 36maegenr said:
Don't touch my mama, and don't touch my Doritos.
05.24.10 - 03:23 PM / 37Sundae said:
"I dare you."
05.24.10 - 03:28 PM / 38mynarrowescape said:
Chuck: Coco, Do not even think about it!
Coco: Dude, IT'S PEANUT BUTTER!
Chuck: I will cut you!
05.24.10 - 03:29 PM / 39twodoghouse said:
I'm completely uncreative today and can't think of anything remotely clever...but on the upside, now I know how I'm going to entertain my dogs tonight.
05.24.10 - 03:41 PM / 40redheadwriter said:
"You've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?"
05.24.10 - 03:41 PM / 41LaceyJane413 said:
"Coco, hide! The humans are doing that weird thing again..."
05.24.10 - 03:43 PM / 42dianemaggipinto... said:
You got your nose in my peanut butter.
No, you got your peanut butter in my nose.
dating myself here. reese's anyone?
05.24.10 - 03:45 PM / 43francabollo said:
How about, "My owner's an asshole."?
Sorry ... I hate it when people use animals as entertainment. Of course, you can negate all this by smearing peanut butter on your nose, photographing yourself and posting it for us to caption.
Do I win?
05.24.10 - 03:52 PM / 44SherpaTat said:
"Coco, don't just sit there! Go get some chocolate for my peanut butter!"
05.24.10 - 03:54 PM / 45dialing footnot... said:
The look on Coco's face constantly screams Dory from Finding Nemo. This face is:
Coco: Hey there, Mr. Grumpy Gills. When life gets you down do you wanna know what you've gotta do?
Chuck: No I don't wanna know.
Coco: [singing] Just keep lickin'. Just keep lickin'. Just keep lickin', lickin', lickin'. What do we do? We lick, lick.
And yes, I realize that's dirtier than intended. Oh well.
05.24.10 - 03:57 PM / 46WebSavyMom said:
-->"Well, if I'm Peanut Butter then you're Glue."
05.24.10 - 04:05 PM / 47shewolf said:
Do I have anything in my teeth?
05.24.10 - 04:07 PM / 49MPyrzynski said:
Coco: "Yo, Chuck.. Imma let you finish here, but Skippy is the best peanut butter EVAR."
05.24.10 - 04:10 PM / 50Jennine said:
BITCH I WILL CUT YOU.
05.24.10 - 04:23 PM / 51scarlett0380 said:
I think Coco lost a sprocket. For the first time ever she is not obsessed with monitoring the family. Heather, do you think this would work for your neuroses if we smeared peanut butter on Jon's nose?
05.24.10 - 04:26 PM / 52Joolsmum said:
Yer chocolate does not go wid my peanut butter, Bitch!
05.24.10 - 04:26 PM / 53sissy in texas said:
Behold the peanut booger.
05.24.10 - 04:45 PM / 54rparton said:
I'm going for a "motivational poster" with the subtitle:
Consider the consequences.
05.24.10 - 04:50 PM / 55goddesslo said:
"got jelly?"
05.24.10 - 04:57 PM / 56Wombat Central said:
Coco: Um, Chuck? Did you need some help with that?
Chuck: You back it on up and shut your poo smellin' whore mouth! This is mine!
05.24.10 - 05:46 PM / 57bemused1031 said:
Duuuuuude! WTF?
05.24.10 - 05:57 PM / 58Mrs. Q. said:
Two great tastes that taste great together.
05.24.10 - 06:21 PM / 59Therese said:
"No more. More. To the left. There's still... Want me to get it? CAUSE I WILL."
That intense look Coco is giving Chuck's nose is deceptively sweet.
05.24.10 - 06:36 PM / 60psweet said:
Touch my peanut butter and I WILL cut a dog.
05.24.10 - 07:12 PM / 61karenc said:
bitch, back off
05.24.10 - 07:31 PM / 62Pinkporches said:
Wait 'til she opens the closet door and realizes her friends are throwing her a surprise party.
05.24.10 - 07:39 PM / 63Mer said:
"...well, it's better than what you found in the diaper genie."
05.24.10 - 07:40 PM / 64littlebobina said:
Coco: Dude. There is something on your nose.
Chuck: Go away.
Coco: Dude! It looks like peanut butter... smells like peanut butter too!
Chuck: No shit.
Coco: Peanut Butter, I swear.... on your nose! DUDE!
Chuck: Frickin' idiot.
05.24.10 - 07:55 PM / 65pvhike said:
"You gonna eat that?"
05.24.10 - 09:06 PM / 66Peter P said:
Houston..?
05.24.10 - 10:28 PM / 67SuzieQ1 said:
Wassup, Coco, she KNOWS I prefer crunchy!!
05.24.10 - 11:55 PM / 68Shannon H. said:
Coco: Chuck! Chuck! Hey Chuck, is that peanut butter on your nose? Chuck? Hey CHUCK?! is...
Chuck: grr
Coco: Shuttin' up.
Chuck: *silence*
Coco: Squirrel!
05.25.10 - 12:05 AM / 69doobrah said:
"Sorry Coco, it's not poop. You wouldn't like it."
05.25.10 - 05:52 AM / 70Vicki in NC said:
Peanut Butter Boogers. Awesome!
05.25.10 - 06:04 AM / 71cschulte said:
Chuck: Do you smell peanut butter?
Coco: Are you going to eat all that?
05.25.10 - 06:15 AM / 72Feastafterfamine said:
Coco: "Dude, it's supposed to go on top of your head. Not your nose."
05.25.10 - 06:28 AM / 73julieu89 said:
Her theory was confirmed...the peanut butter-colored dog did have the ability to conjure peanut butter at will. Coco weighed her options.
05.25.10 - 06:53 AM / 74courtneee said:
"I am so hot for you right now. C'mere..." -Coco
05.25.10 - 07:25 AM / 75MichelleLeyCT said:
Just because you know I can't reach it all, DOES NOT mean that you get to help! Personal space, dude.
05.25.10 - 07:26 AM / 76im_DeLinda said:
Why you gotta be so stingy? I know momma showed you better than that...share you stingy ass bitch!
05.25.10 - 07:27 AM / 77ninesandquines said:
Gesundheit!
05.25.10 - 07:43 AM / 78Cheshire Kate said:
"touch my peanut butter Bitch, and I WILL cut you!"
05.25.10 - 08:07 AM / 79Geege said:
Don't fuck with Chuck.
05.25.10 - 08:12 AM / 80sarah g said:
I AM NOT A KONG
Dude, you so are.
or..
"Confused.. isnt that the stuff we're allowed to eat..but I know its not smart to get it there..Dont do it Dont Do it."
" Pissed.. there is NO way I can eat all of that..and you are NOT touching it!"
05.25.10 - 08:17 AM / 81Blahggy said:
Commercial break on LOST series finale.
05.25.10 - 09:04 AM / 82pemstar2000 said:
BITCH, I WILL CUT YOU!!!
05.25.10 - 09:25 AM / 83foundmercy said:
I like "The Lick Heard 'Round the World" and the motivational take on things: "Consider the Consequences."
I can just tell Coco is fighting the temptation to lick Chuck's nose.
05.25.10 - 10:02 AM / 84lurker said:
Go ahead. I DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU.
05.25.10 - 10:29 AM / 85little miss headlock said:
"well, sure, that might work for you, but the rest of us can still smell your poop-breath!"
05.25.10 - 10:29 AM / 86Mama to Henry said:
AHHHHHH ... CHOOOOOO!!!!!
05.25.10 - 10:58 AM / 87kotaylor said:
Chuck: "I don't mind the diapers on my head, but that woman has taken this too far."
05.25.10 - 12:08 PM / 88LynnB said:
Coco: Hey Chuck. Ya got a little somethin' on yo-
Chuck: Shut it, bitch. Crazy lady's at it again.
(thinks to himself: FML)
05.25.10 - 12:16 PM / 89sherrye22 said:
Get me some strawberry jelly, bitch!
05.25.10 - 12:38 PM / 90juliejackson said:
MAKE MY DAY.
05.25.10 - 01:18 PM / 91Jan said:
And you thought clowns were scary.
05.25.10 - 03:13 PM / 92slide said:
Bella, it can never be so. Edward, I don't think my heart can bear it.
05.25.10 - 03:32 PM / 93hoodude said:
Peanut booger...
05.25.10 - 04:04 PM / 94Starr said:
Oh, no you didn't.
(Best Chuck evar!)
05.25.10 - 09:13 PM / 95PoetStormy said:
CoCo (Valley Girl voice): Don't move. There like may or may not be some nuts on your nose. Either way, I can like help, totally.
Chuck (British accent): Ehhhh. Nuts you say? I was just licking those not a moment ago. Bollucks!
05.25.10 - 11:46 PM / 96Renay said:
Just the tip?!
05.26.10 - 03:42 AM / 97JJM-JJM said:
Nope, nothing between your teeth.
05.26.10 - 08:09 AM / 98GluttonyBoy said:
"Highchair debris from the recent Marlo melee. I know!"
05.26.10 - 11:42 AM / 99AshesVonDust said:
Chuck: Oh, the agony of peanut butter on my nose! How like life, what a metaphor! Forever out of my grasp, yet I can't stop lamenting how unfair it all is! WOE IS ME *Emo emotions*
Coco: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
I can't help but see them both as teenagers; Chuck as a moody quiet kid who technically doesn't do anything wrong, just sits by himself and contemplates imagined complexities in his surroundings... While Coco is like a bubbly, vapid cheerleader-type (don't kill me for stereotyping!) who talks on the phone incessantly morning to night in a chipper tone that simultaneously sounds like birds chirping and nails running down a chalkboard. Like "OMG THAT BOY TALKED TO THAT GIRL AND OMG!"
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