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The 2012 Chuck Calendar

I promise I would have made this available earlier if it weren’t for the cough that’s been living in Marlo’s chest for the last ten days. We just got back from the doctor and it isn’t anything dangerous, at least not until she keeps me awake for yet another night and I fall asleep driving Leta to school. Then it’s not just dangerous, it’s also bad for business because the embalming fluid will make it hard to write.

Just some fun morbid imagery to get your holidays started! Pair that with Chuck’s Pauly D costume and this is the classiest damn thing on the Internet.

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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