No escape

If we were going to wash one dog, we might as well wash the other even though Coco is ten times worse in the water. Chuck won’t shake off unless he’s standing next to an expensive piece of furniture, which okay, that’s awful. But Coco shakes off the water constantly. Tyrant was soaking wet before he even got the shampoo on her back. If you’d been standing nearby you’d have heard nothing but, “STOP! COCO! WAIT! STOP! STOP! AHHH! STOP! STOP! STOP! DAMMIT! DAMMIT!