the smell of my desperation has become a stench

No escape

If we were going to wash one dog, we might as well wash the other even though Coco is ten times worse in the water. Chuck won’t shake off unless he’s standing next to an expensive piece of furniture, which okay, that’s awful. But Coco shakes off the water constantly. Tyrant was soaking wet before he even got the shampoo on her back. If you’d been standing nearby you’d have heard nothing but, “STOP! COCO! WAIT! STOP! STOP! AHHH! STOP! STOP! STOP! DAMMIT! DAMMIT!

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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