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It’s almost impossible now to get a photo of Chuck sitting still or with his tongue inside his mouth because he associates the camera with treats. I used to be able to rattle off a few shots, but now I have to calm him down, put him in position, calm him down again, and by then he’s usually got drool leaking from his mouth. So I’ve had to resort to the meanest thing ever: I don’t always reward him. His union is going to be so pissed.

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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