the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Snow coat

This is pretty much the state of Coco’s fur from the first snowstorm until the pack melts in late May. Every single time I let her out she returns looking just like this. And then I spend 10 minutes drying her off so that she doesn’t drip snow all over the house. Every single time.

In other news, I’m selling a miniature Australian Shepherd. Cost? Zero dollars. Contact me if interested.

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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