the smell of my desperation has become a stench

The face of satisfaction

He’s smiling, you guys. Smiling. The change that has overcome this dog is nothing short of spectacular. Ever since I started crating him he greets me at the door LIKE A DOG. He gets excited to go on walks. He doesn’t immediately leave the room when I enter it. He endures Marlo’s constant manhandling.

If he’s keeping a diary he’s surely stopped drawing skulls and is now dotting his i’s with a heart.

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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