the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Security system

As with the last two houses I’ve lived in, this one has windows flanking the front door. If we are all hanging out in the living room and kitchen, Coco will wander around making sure everyone is accounted for and then run to the front door to check on our safety. I should probably post a warning that if anyone tries to knock on that door they will walk away without their hearing.

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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