the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Nose piercing

The problem these days when trying to photograph Chuck is, you guessed it, Marlo. Marlo The Problem. Marlo Armstrong Iris The Problem.

She wants to help with the photo, and yeah, you know. Please stop it with the helping already. Today she yanked this bracelet off of his snout and tried to put it on her own face. To show Chuck how to do it. Even though he was already doing it.

Sometimes I wish he would sit on top of her and be like, dude. THIS is the pecking order.

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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