This here bringer of the pooper to the fun party

Stuff I found while looking around

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Fine art finger paintings by Iris Scott

Why isn’t New Orleans Mother’s Day parade shooting a ‘national tragedy’?:

This is the largest mass shooting in the United States where the shooters were still at large after the crime was committed. Think about that for a minute. From Columbine to Virginia Tech to Fort Hill to Aurora, all the shooters were either killed or apprehended on site. But the person or people responsible for shooting 19 Americans are still free.

So why am I allowed to go outside? Where’s the city quarantine or FBI and Homeland Security presence for this act of “terrorism”?

– All of “The Office” bloopers collected in one YouTube video

Bill Murray on Gilda Radner:

Gilda showed up and she’d already had cancer and gone into remission and then had it again, I guess. Anyway she was slim. We hadn’t seen her in a long time. And she started doing, “I’ve got to go,” and she was just going to leave, and I was like, “Going to leave?” It felt like she was going to really leave forever.

– Glorious: animals are awesome

– An excellent use of stock photography

Varsity Bookmarking, a weekly interview magazine where questions are answered with links

– Awwwwwww yeah: Mash up of Soul Train vid and Daft Punk’s “Get Lucky”

– Related: WHAT. THE. FUCK.

Ricky Gervais’s GQ Interview:

Take his three years hosting the Golden Globes. Gervais clearly reveled in a self-appointed role as provocateur of, and truth teller to, the wealthy and overcoddled. “I’m the jester in the court of the kings there,” he explains to me. “Who am I meant to have a go at? The homeless? This wasn’t a roomful of wounded soldiers, this was a roomful of the most privileged people in the world who are about to win an award.”

Misheard Song Lyrics 90s Edition

Selfless Portraits, where strangers across the world draw each other’s Facebook profile pics

– I find the name Fuckface Von Clownstick quite funny, actually.

TRAMPOLINE FAIL

The Emotionary, words that don’t exist for feelings that do.

– From Craigslist: Need a really really skinny person (S Scottsdale)

– Some of my favorite recent tweets:

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