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The annual collaring

Tyrant has started a new tradition and is buying Chuck a new collar at the Utah Pride festival every year. Last year it was the rainbow collar, this year it’s studded hot pink leather. Marlo was super jealous when she saw him wearing it, and I’m a little scared to leave her alone with him only to come back and have it wrapped around her neck. We’d call that situation a very bad day in mommyblogging.

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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