the smell of my desperation has become a stench

The only thing he loves more than treats

Normally when he sees me approaching with the camera or even hears me insert a memory card, Chuck regresses to a puppy because he knows a treat follows the photo. It’s harder and harder to get him to perform tricks now because he is so impatient for the treat. So when I saw him sunbathing here, I tiptoed all the way over so that he wouldn’t jump up and I could get the shot. But he never moved an inch. He didn’t even blink. I even took the memory card out and stuck it back in several times. Nothing.

I think his attitude about Utah is similar to my own. We’ve waited how long for this sun? Nine months? MOVE OVER, BACON.

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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