the smell of my desperation has become a stench

A game of Clue

It’s like, where do you look first? At the man standing precariously on the ladder next to the tree? The unkempt yard? The folding chair? The pipe that looks like it would be used to help someone balance on a wire draped across a canyon? The two smiling asshole canines?

The first thought I had when I imported this photo from the camera was, “Oh my god. Dane is wearing shoes!”

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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