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Canine claw status update

Before you get all itchy with the keyboard, Chairman of The Council To Remind Heather of the Importance of Canine Claw Health, Chuck had his nails trimmed yesterday. That means the day before today. That recently. When he sits like this it looks like he could poke through the screen and stick one up your nostril, yes, I know this, but trust me. They are trimmed. And I did it just for you. Because you do important work.

Coco’s claws? They trim themselves. It’s a process called Being Bonkers.

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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