the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Look what the pig dragged in

Chuck spends his entire day in the basement surfacing only for breakfast, dinner and the dogs’ late afternoon walk. And then occasionally when he hears the scissors nip open a package of bacon. That sound is apparently very distinct because he doesn’t come running when it’s a package of broccoli.

Yes, I gave him a little piece. Coco? Coco was full from licking Chuck’s collar.

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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