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Can you resist the allure?

Ha! I hadn’t ever read the product description on Amazon for these Steve Madden Candence Boots, and whoever is the copywriter on this has one fantastic day job:

It’s hard to resist the allure of this Candence boot from Steve Madden. The slouchy leather upper and detailed stitching on the vamp makes for intriguing elements. A low heel adds a comforting touch to this boot that is clearly made for walking.

On the vamp. Boot reviewers get to use that word in all seriousness. I bet they never drink from plastic cups or steal tongue depressors from the doctor’s office.

I bought these over a year ago and they are my go-to boot for casual and more elegant evenings. Really versatile and comfortable, and yes, quite alluring. They also coordinate with diamond-studded pink collars rather well.

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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