Heaven for Chuck will not be an ocean of bacon or even a bed of autographed copies of every album Morrissey has released. No. It will be a field of vertical objects upon which he can spread his urine for eternity.
Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.