the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Taking the world by storm

I just walked in the door from San Francisco, and the first thing I noticed were a handful of Rainbow Loom bracelets sitting on the countertop. Oh, Rainbow Loom. Leta will one day look back on these and wince a little like I do when I think about jelly shoes.

I have to wait until school gets out to see my girls, so these brought a huge smile to my face in anticipation. And to Chuck’s, obviously.

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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