He just goes around the house leaving rancid farts everywhere, and now two modesty patches in two days. If he could stand in the middle of the kitchen and scratch his balls while we eat dinner he totally would. The once pious Former Congressman is all SCREW IT.
the smell of my desperation has become a stench
Heather B. Armstrong
Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.
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