• Mer

    Only 5, seriously? Not possible

    1. Dave Matthews
    2. Vince Vaughn – love him
    3. Mark Ruffalo .. amazing
    4. Brad Pitt – preferably he could look like he did in Fight Club or Seven again, mmm
    5. John Krasinski – just so adorable
    6. Colin Firth or Hugh Grant, either will do
    7. Matthew McConaghey
    8. Jake Gyllenhaal – there’s just something about him
    9. Damien Rice – go ahead, make me cry
    10. Jack Johnson

  • lostinutah

    Crap! John Hannah and Craig Ferguson! I love the Scots!

    I need a list of about 25, apparently.

  • http://www.moderngeartv.com Tamara Komuniecki

    Mine is an interesting combo…I like to cover all the bases.

    1. Michael Phelps
    2. Benjamin Netanyahu
    3. George Clooney
    4. Brad Pitt
    5. Angelina Jolie

  • Becky

    Gerard Butler
    Angelina Jolie
    Prince William
    Matt Damon
    Taye Diggs

  • shawn

    1. Angelina Jolie
    2. Jennifer Connelly
    3. Hudson Leick (Callisto on Xena)
    4. Caroline Dhavernas (Wonderfalls)
    5. Madeline Albright (ha just kidding, it’s really Gillian Anderson although I hope Madeline is on someone’s list somewhere, hopefully before Janet Reno because..she’s hotter)

    I also have a list of fictional people..er women cuz I only ahem…sleep with those

    1. Buffy the Vampire Slayer (Sarah Michelle Gellar version, thankyouverymuch)
    2. Roque (as played by Ana Paquin)
    3. Willow (Allison Hannigan)
    4. Gwen (from Torchwood – incidentally the gayest sci-fi show ever and it rocks)
    5. Jadzia Dax from DS9

  • Maria

    1. Johnny Depp if he were to stop smoking
    2. Clive Owen
    3. Paul Newman (1955 – 1975)
    4. Colin Firth
    5. George Clooney

  • http://www.twodogsrunningsouth.blogspot.com/ Emily

    1. Christian Bale
    2. Jonny Lang
    3. Paul Newman (when he was in Cool Hand Luke)
    4. Gary Dourdain
    5. Milo Ventiglmia (or whatever)

    P.S. Just looked down and saw that Gilmore was one of the words for verification. Milo was on Gilmore Girls. How cool!

  • Kristine

    My list is ever-changing but as it is right now:

    1. Keith Urban (come on, he can sing or talk to me all night long)
    2. Jason Taylor (football player – good gracious – just watching him dance had me drooling, seeing him in his football uniform & playing = ridiculousness)
    3. Ryan Reynolds (Holy @#%^ the dude’s been working out and oh how funny he is)
    4. Rupert Everett (have always had this “thing” for him since My Best Friend’s Wedding)
    5. Dylan McDermott (same as Rupert, just something about him is sexy, hot)

    PS – I’m on the Phelps bandwagon too, what a little cutie pie.

  • jewed

    Attn HollyG – I went to school with Gerard Butler and my friend has done him. She just says “meh.”

  • Anonymous

    Here goes…

    1. George Clooney
    2. Jon Hamm (pretty please)
    3. Hugh Laurie
    4. Colin Firth
    5. Paul Newman – yep, even the old version

  • Anonymous

    No list, but wanted to mention that the west coast debut of Johnny Greenwood’s symphony Popcorn Superhet Receiver will be performed in San Francisco on Thursday at the Herbst Theatre.

  • http://www.midnightcliff.com hello haha narf

    dwayne the rock johnson
    tim allen
    chris cagle (country singer)
    kurt russell
    brian urlacher (linebacker)

    (thanks for the new music tips…i’ll check them out at home)

  • Laney

    My five are… (and in no particular order)

    1. Adrian Grenier
    2. Johnathon Rhys Meyers
    3. Daniel Radcliffe
    4. James Franco
    5. Rob Dyrdek

    Those are just randomly chosen, the first to come to mind. But yeah… Brad Pitt has never been one of mine. Nor has Ben Affleck.

  • http://damnelsons.blogspot.com Marcy

    1. Tom Boonen
    2. Orlando Bloom
    3. Gavin Rossdale and Gwen Stefani together!
    4. Johnny Depp
    5. Angelina Jolie

  • MoxieCrimefighter

    1. Brad Pitt
    2. Brad Pitt
    3. Brad Pitt
    4. Eric Roberts (yes…that Eric Roberts!)
    5. Brad Pitt

  • http://alittleflea.blogspot.com Lisa Marie

    At Outside Lands Festival, try to get there early on saturday to check out Rupa and the April Fishes. They’re a local SF band with a great sound, Rupa sings in english, spanish and french and their music makes me want to dance.

  • http://cupcakes-4-breakfast.blogspot.com JennC

    1. Clive Owen. Clive Owen, Clive Owen, Clive Owen. I would crawl naked through broken glass just to suckle that man’s ear lobe. Lordamercy.

    2. Harrison Ford, circa Star Wars (A New Hope). Because there is nobody in the universe that is sexier than Han Mother Fucking Solo.

    3. Jon Stewart, because while I do prefer tall, dark, and handsome; there is something to be said for short, smart, and funny.

    4. Ryan Reynolds, because, well, he’s just hot.

    5. George Clooney, who I’ve loved since he sported way-too-tight jeans and a mullet on The Facts of Life.

  • Molly

    1. Colin Firth (did you know his name means “stout hearted” in Old English? How does that make him sexier? But it does).
    2. Javier Bardem (twice)
    4. Ewan McGregor
    5. Gabriel Byrne (can you tell I’m in to accents?)

  • http://lookingfineat29.blogspot.com Molly

    John Krasinski
    Michael Phelps
    Ryan Reynolds
    John Krasinski
    John Krasinski

  • http://omgdgms.com LilSass

    I struggle with this list quite frequently AS THOUGH it’s gonna come true. Whatever. You never know.

    1. Brooke Burke
    2. Lenny Kravitz
    3. Ed Harris
    4. Wentworth Miller
    5. Shia LaBeouf

  • Lucy

    I am so in love with Michael Phelps. I totally feel you. What a humble and poised man… and the ears? the lisp? I’d let him do me.

  • Ebey

    1). Hugh Jackman
    2). Jude Law
    3). Adrian Brody
    4). Ewan McGregor
    5). Clive Owen

  • Jennifer

    1. Ryan Gosling
    2. Sam from Top Chef
    3. Brad Pitt (circa Fight Club)
    4. Matthew Fox
    5. Orlando Bloom

  • Ava’s nanny

    1. Joe Anderson (Across the Universe)
    2. Andrew Lincoln (Love, Actually)
    3. Jake Gyllenhaal (Donnie Darko)
    4. Johnny Depp (Pirates of the Caribbean)
    5. Jim Sturgess (Across the Universe)

    Heath Ledger used to be on there but I’m not so much into necrophelia.

    Regina Spektor is amazing in concert- she plays awesome songs that aren’t on her cds. I am so very jealous.

  • Lucy

    PS I LOVE that you are putting Coco in herding classes. That is so freakin’ precious. I’m excited to hear more!

  • Charlene

    1. My Model – Tyson Beckford
    2. My Actor – Orlando Bloom
    3. My Athlete – Michael Jordan
    4. My Musician – Elvis (1956-1960)
    5. My Billionaire – Sergey Brin

  • http://ellebeeplus3.wordpress.com/ ellebee

    Boy List –

    1. Jake Gyllenhaal
    2. Ryan Goslling
    3. Josh Holloway
    4. Christian Bale
    5. Brad Pitt

    Girl List –

    1. Monica Belucci
    2. Isla Fisher
    3. Kate Beckinsale
    4. Jessica Biel
    5. Evangeline Lily

  • http://www.mydogumentary.wordpress.com gingela5

    My list is so messed up it’s not even funny…I don’t think I have five but my top 3 are:
    1. Bob Stoops (OU’s head coach)
    2. “Gil Grissom” (he’s about 3 times my age)
    3. Bear Grylls (no explanation needed)

  • http://rajencreation.wordpress.com Rachel

    In no particular order:
    1) Olivier Martinez (from Unfaithful)
    2) Brad Pitt and Angelina, at the same time.
    3) Salma Hayek
    4) Penelope Cruz
    5) Marg Helgenberger

  • judy from rochester

    Oh, dear this list is causing me a real case of the vapors.

    How could I forget my first, true, mega-crush (circa 1969): Richard Chamberlain. Look, “Gay Community” you can take anyone you want for your team, but please, please, please can I have Richard back?!?
    Seriously, happy that Richard is happy.

    I’d let Taye Diggs put his shoes under my bed anytime, too.

  • Lily

    I thought I had an idea of who my five would be, but reading through the comments (well, the first 100 or so anyway — I am supposed to be working), my list is now 22 people long. How about 5 categories?

    1) Dead: Cary Grant and Gregory Peck (Oh, Atticus)
    2) Bald: Ed Harris, Mitch Pileggi (Agent Skinner)
    3) Foreign: Jason Stratham (and balding), Liam Neeson, Ralph Fiennes (not as Voldemort), Colin Firth, Hugh Jackman
    4) Ethnicity: Will Smith, Morgan Freeman, LL Cool J, Taye Diggs
    5) Other: John Cusack, Chris O’Donnell, Brendan Fraser, Seth Green, Harry Conick Jr, John Barrowman, Lee Pace, Ed Norton.

    If I had to choose…Cary Grant, Ed Norton, Ed Harris, Jason Stratham, and Will Smith (Or Chris O’Donnell or Brenden Fraser).

    Oh my, I read the comments from the last time you did this and got freaked out by someone who had Crispin Glover and James Spader. I need a shower.

  • Marisa

    wow i’m 2nd! :)

    okay my top 5.

    1. Jorge Posada *catcher for the new york yankees*
    2. Sylvester Stallone when he was in Rocky….
    3. Alex Rodriquez
    4. Tony Romo
    5. Jon Bon Jovi

  • Candy

    And I am beginning to think you should pay someone to tally the top 10. Love to know…

  • Daniele

    1. Tom Welling
    2. Michael Shanks (as Daniel Jackson, of course)
    3. Ryan K.
    4. Pierce Brosnan
    5. Robert Redford

  • http://www.randomviews.com Carole

    1. Tab Benoit
    2. Jon Hamm
    3. Al Pacino
    4. Tedy Bruschi
    5. Tab Benoit

  • Ciara

    You are a good woman to throw your husband’s unmentionables for him.

    Brad Pitt
    Prince (he is a sexy little man)
    Jude Law
    Justin Timberlake after he grows some hair on his chest

  • Candice

    1. Aaron Eckhart (even when he only has half a face)
    2. Blair Underwood
    3. David Duchovny
    4. Brad Pitt
    5. Justin Timberlake

    I have to say, some of these lists make me choke with laughter esp Alan Rickman as Snape and David Bowie in Labyrinth.

  • jaclyn

    1. Viggo Mortensen
    2. Johnny Depp
    3. “Jack Bauer”
    4. Patrick Dempsey
    5. Bradd Pitt a la Legends of the Fall

  • http://www.liebellife.blogspot.com/ Diane

    Please tell me that Jon has removed Katie Holmes from his list. Seriously.

    #1. Bear Grylls
    #2. Brad Paisley
    #3. Ryan Reynolds
    #4. Christopher Plummer (Captain von Trapp…sighhhh)
    #5. Alan Jackson (I never went to one of his concerts because I just know it would have ruined the fantasy…)

  • Anonymous

    I think Chris Martin would be more interested in Jon than you.

  • http://www.abdpbt.com anna

    If you mean, by “bigger than me,” actual physical size, then you will have to take Brad Pitt off that list. My husband and I saw him on our first date about four years ago. The dude is tiny. Tiny, compact, ultra muscular, but cannot be more than 5’10 IRL, and his thighs are like the size of my arm.

  • Lisa the Whinemaker

    1. Helio Castroneves
    2. Benjamin Bratt
    3. Jeffrey Dean Morgan
    3. John Krasinski
    4. Billy Bob Thornton – to get my freak on, of course …

  • teresa

    *Simon LeBon (he just made the list after I saw them live in 2005…the age gap has considerably improved between him and I since I was 13 years old and desperate to marry a member of Duran Duran)

    *Andy Garcia (before I found out he was born with a parasitic twin on his shoulder) (blech)

    *Michael Franti (which my boyfriend actually protests since he lives an hour away from us and in his mind the possibility may actually exist) (thanks, honey)

  • Annie

    1. Michael Johns from American Idol
    2. Robert Downey Jr.
    3. John Malkovich
    4. James Taylor (the way he looked on his Sweet Baby James album cover)
    5. Jude Law (used to be higher on the list until all of his infidelities)

  • Rachel B

    1. Edward Norton
    2. Michael Phelps (Funny but I added him to my list this past week too!)
    3. Sascha Radetsky
    4. John Mayer
    5. Josh Holloway

  • Meg

    Hmmm, it’s a Monday so today I’ll go for

    1. Clive Owen
    2. Christian Bale
    3. James McAvoy
    4. Mark Ruffalo
    5. Katee Sackhoff (Starbuck could kick my ass ANY day.)

  • http://phhhst.blogspot.com/ phhhst

    I’m trippin that Pitt is on your list. Still love to read you – but… gross.

  • http://dearmazzy.blogspot.com Amy

    Wow, I’m sooo jealous about Wilco & Fleet Foxes. And Radiohead.

    1.Johnny Depp (I know, how generic but I can’t help it)
    2.Jeff Tweedy
    3.Lenny Kravitz (circa 1994)
    4.Brad Pitt
    5.Ed Vedder (only if he doesn’t talk)

  • geminijen

    Congrats on getting Coco in the ring with sheep! It’s so awesome to see a dog’s natural instinct and ability turn on!!

    my list?

    1. John Stewart
    2. Stephen Colbert
    3. Benicio del Toro
    4. Gael Garcia Bernal
    5. One of the young American divers with the slim build and luscious hips jutting from his diving pants. *yum!*

  • http://theyaelchronicles.wordpress.com/ yael

    1. Jake Gyllenhaal pre-Reese Witherspoon
    2. Ben Affleck (without him talking)
    3. Jeremy Piven in his PCU days
    4. Jon Stewart
    5. the guy in Parker Lewis Can’t Lose