the smell of my desperation has become a stench

See? Babies

A couple of days ago the temperature reached 103 degrees, and both dogs stayed hunkered here in the basement where I work which also happens to be the coolest part of the house. They have no idea. There are dogs in Massachusetts whose hair totally frizzes up the moment they step out of the house, dogs who immediately start to sweat just five minutes after a shower. So spoiled, these guys. They don’t even have to buy mousse for those tresses! They don’t even have to get up and get themselves a cold pop!

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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