the smell of my desperation has become a stench


This is our neighbor’s dog Kendall. She’s a mix of a few different breeds, and I think one of them is Australian Shepherd. But you would never know that with her disposition. She’s a puppy, less than a year old, and is so much calmer and less deranged than Coco. I’m thinking of switching dogs and hoping that the neighbor doesn’t notice. Shhh!

Dane regularly goes over there to set up play dates with the dogs in our backyard. It has to be in our backyard because they have chickens and, yeah. Coco would terrorize those birds into shock. If you’re looking for a way to “get rid” of your chickens, no need to ring their necks. I’ve got an expert dog for hire.

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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