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I could always toss out the trademarked Holiday by Heather advice and tell you to hand him your credit card and hit the nearest mall. But what if he’s color blind? What if he gets lost? What if he brings back clogs?

Instead, here are some ideas to avoid those catastrophes. There are things here for the music lover, the outdoorsman, the handyman and the geek. And, of course, as always, there is Star Wars.

1. Thermos Stainless Steel Travel Tumbler $18.99

2. AGENDA Planner $32

3. ‘Classic Wayfarer’ 50mm Sunglasses $150

4. City Circle Maps $23

5. HUGO BOSS Basso Wallet with Money Clip $130

6. Lego ‘Stormtrooper’ LED Key Chain $11.99

7. GoPro HERO3+: Black Edition $399.99

8. Monogram Doorknocker $30

9. Lambswool Stripe Fringe Scarf $59.50

10. 5-in-1 Dual Interchangeable Head Hammer $13.35

11. Cube Led Alarm Clock $32

12. Octopus Letterpress Note Card Set $15

13. Bose SoundLink Mini Bluetooth Speaker $199

14. GreatShield Compact High Capacity Portable External Battery Charger $39.99

15. Let’s Explore Diabetes with Owls $5.99

16. 901 Very Good Cocktails $25

17. The Necessity of Strangers $12.99

18. Sorel 1964 Premium Boot $140

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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