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Again, whenever I get a shot of Chuck mid-yawn I imagine him having a very thick Midwestern accent. And he’s always complaining. And giving unwanted advice. Christmas goes against everything he stands for: unrelenting dreariness and woe. Why he gotta participate in this manufactured bullshit? Huh? HUH?