the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Delicious inversion

It began snowing last night for the first time in weeks finally clearing out what had become a horrifying soup of pollution just sitting on top of the valley. A few friends of mine shared my own surprising sentiment that a good snowstorm wouldn’t be so bad for the city. I wished for snow. Ugh. Next thing you know I’m going to be making snow angels in the backyard and smiling about the whole damn thing. They should put a warning label on my meds that says MAY CAUSE YOU TO TOLERATE UTAH.

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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