the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Marlo’s spirit animal

Do you guys remember Basie? It’s been almost six years since my friends Chris and Carol adopted her from the Humane Society of Utah and in that time she’s survived being hit by a car and swallowing four feet of curling ribbon (that was apparently one hell of a surgical procedure). Yesterday we drove up to a cabin by a lake in Wisconsin and she immediately threw her whole body into the water. Thank god Marlo wasn’t watching otherwise she’d have done the same. We can barely keep the two of them dry.

She’ll be taking over the Daily Chuck this week, although she isn’t fond of the camera. I’ll learn her up real good.

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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