the smell of my desperation has become a stench

A protected watershed

Snowbird is located in Little Cottonwood Canyon which is a protected watershed, meaning you cannot under any circumstances bring a dog anywhere near it. They will pull you over if you have a dog in your car. Sadly, this means that Chuck and Coco had to stay at home while we spend some time up here. They would have loved the hiking and the bungee trampoline and the alpine slide and the ropes course.

Alas, having a dog in my car is not the way I want to be arrested, no. When I get arrested I want there to be at least a dozen nude clowns involved. And I want it to be in Baltimore.

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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