Heater, Mother of Lance

Revenge is delicious

If you google “what does it mean when a dog looks into your eyes” you’ll get a bevy of information and opinions and none of that really matters. Chuck is not looking for affection or being aggressive. He is indicating that he has plotted your doom and will gladly stand by and relish it when it happens. Every single night before I climb into bed I pull the covers back to make sure that my mattress isn’t covered in poop.

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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