the smell of my desperation has become a stench

In honor of old friends

This weekend I hosted my good friends Chris and Carol and their two kids who flew in from Minnesota. This meant that we saw quite a bit of Chuck who hung out wherever we were hanging out. He did this because he remembers them from when they lived here and was excited to see them. It was a welcome change to his normal behavior except he walked around all weekend gifting everyone his farts. It’s his way of saying, “You’re special to me so I got you a little something.”

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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