I am no longer afraid of the hornet’s nest
March 5, 2019 by Heather B. Armstrong
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In celebration of a milestone age
February 28, 2019 by Heather B. Armstrong
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A special delivery for a very recent convert, amen
February 21, 2019 by Heather B. Armstrong
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A custom portrait for a cowboy
February 19, 2019 by Heather B. Armstrong
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ADVANCED READER’S COPY GIVEAWAY: That book I wrote about waking up drunk ten times from anesthesia is actually happening!
January 28, 2019 by Heather B. Armstrong
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It’s the crap, crappiest time! To breathe air!
December 20, 2018 by Heather B. Armstrong
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What I wish I had known
December 11, 2018 by Heather B. Armstrong
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“Are the bread kneaders spying on my kid?” is actually a very pertinent question to ask when you really think about it
November 28, 2018 by Heather B. Armstrong
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Don’t promise to give your kid anything from this delivery until you see this delivery
November 13, 2018 by Heather B. Armstrong
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Dentists, and ophthalmologists, and therapists, oh my!
October 24, 2018 by Heather B. Armstrong
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No, I have not been googling “how to adopt from a corgi rescue organization” maybe
October 18, 2018 by Heather B. Armstrong
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Metaphors in the form of animals are becoming the legacy of my life
October 4, 2018 by Heather B. Armstrong
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Things Eun-Seo Finds Interesting, Installment Four
September 26, 2018 by Heather B. Armstrong
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Concern trolls: This one is for you!
September 18, 2018 by Heather B. Armstrong
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Fueling Quality Time in Park City with the 2019 Hyundai Santa Fe
September 12, 2018 by Heather B. Armstrong
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Oh, you’re raising multiple daughters as well? First round of tequila is on me.
September 10, 2018 by Heather B. Armstrong
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I done wrote me some words on dead trees!
August 27, 2018 by Heather B. Armstrong
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My favorite delivery just in time for one of the biggest changes in my life
August 23, 2018 by Heather B. Armstrong
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Adventures in pond water
July 27, 2018 by Heather B. Armstrong
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France won the World Cup and all I got was a lesson in how to chill out
July 17, 2018 by Heather B. Armstrong
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“To see the world with lights on for a change”
July 9, 2018 by Heather B. Armstrong
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Excuse the dust, my inability to be polite showed up
June 18, 2018 by Heather B. Armstrong
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Yo Daddy 2018
June 7, 2018 by Heather B. Armstrong
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Books People Send Me, Installment Nine
May 29, 2018 by Heather B. Armstrong
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My yearly, gentle reminder of our collective mortality
May 23, 2018 by Heather B. Armstrong
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Marlo’s favorite delivery of the season
May 22, 2018 by Heather B. Armstrong
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The age of orthodontics
May 17, 2018 by Heather B. Armstrong
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Yo Momma 2018
May 3, 2018 by Heather B. Armstrong
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Things Eun-Seo Finds Interesting, Installment Three
April 30, 2018 by Heather B. Armstrong
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Shoppin’ to me ain’t fun
April 23, 2018 by Heather B. Armstrong
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A numbered list of how I’m really good at holding it together in the lead up to my book deadline
April 11, 2018 by Heather B. Armstrong
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Matters of the eyes, everything is mostly cool edition
March 30, 2018 by Heather B. Armstrong
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I am so scared about where my site will end up in search results when I add the words TASTEFUL PORN to this title
March 16, 2018 by Heather B. Armstrong
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Yet another amazing moment in my life that I owe to twitter
March 8, 2018 by Heather B. Armstrong
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17 Years of peddling my trademarked brand of crazy
March 1, 2018 by Heather B. Armstrong
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The delivery that Marlo didn’t even know she needed
February 21, 2018 by Heather B. Armstrong
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Life, a magnificently glorious fiasco
February 14, 2018 by Heather B. Armstrong
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Books People Send Me, Installment Eight
February 5, 2018 by Heather B. Armstrong
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The End of The Rolling Groceries
February 2, 2018 by Heather B. Armstrong
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A gift guide that does not at all resemble a gift guide, WTF, Heather
January 22, 2018 by Heather B. Armstrong
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“Today is a good day to die”
January 16, 2018 by Heather B. Armstrong
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Our nighttime routine, interrupted
January 12, 2018 by Heather B. Armstrong
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Reflecting on the year that was not last year, thank god and medicine
January 8, 2018 by Heather B. Armstrong
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Fun with plumbing and potential electrocution
December 19, 2017 by Heather B. Armstrong
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“They say be with the one that you love”
December 12, 2017 by Heather B. Armstrong
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Decking the dadgumm halls
December 5, 2017 by Heather B. Armstrong
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A jump start on the love language I do not speak very well
November 24, 2017 by Heather B. Armstrong
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Books People Send Me, Installment Seven
November 20, 2017 by Heather B. Armstrong
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Come for the baby Chuck photos, stay for the vulgarities
November 16, 2017 by Heather B. Armstrong
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A delivery just in time for a forecast that includes snow, NO REALLY
November 14, 2017 by Heather B. Armstrong
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