Archives 2005

NY Times, gateway drug to Playboy · 31-Jan-2005
Leta, I promise I will pay for ALL of your therapy bills · 31-Jan-2005
Welcome to my online shrine to parental self-absorption! · 30-Jan-2005
Day of Destruction · 30-Jan-2005
The moral of the story · 28-Jan-2005
Bye, bye, bye, BYE BYE · 28-Jan-2005
Chuckacabra · 28-Jan-2005
Feeling Guilty · 27-Jan-2005
I always feel like somebody’s watching me · 27-Jan-2005
By the look on her face I don’t think she appreciated being photographed by a mere civilian · 27-Jan-2005
If only there were a category for Sappiest Weblog Entry of the Year · 26-Jan-2005
Beer hickey · 26-Jan-2005
How to Charm Me · 25-Jan-2005
The beginning of the end of her little Buddha belly · 25-Jan-2005
You turn it like THIS to focus, dude · 25-Jan-2005
Once this guy tried to pick me up with, “Hey, I’m from Hoboken. Where you from?” · 24-Jan-2005
And then there’s lots of work to be done · 24-Jan-2005
Family portrait · 24-Jan-2005
Enjoying · 23-Jan-2005
On the way to Grandma’s · 23-Jan-2005
If you look closely you can see the third tooth · 23-Jan-2005
Don’y give up, gotta do what you wanna do! BOOM BOOM BOOM · 22-Jan-2005
I cannot decide what to call this photo, will you help me? · 22-Jan-2005
Why simply enjoy an organism when you can experience a sensational organism? · 21-Jan-2005
Chuck, age 4 months, first instance of clothed humiliation · 21-Jan-2005
Thinking · 20-Jan-2005
How to Annoy Me · 20-Jan-2005
ALIEN · 20-Jan-2005
Thinking · 19-Jan-2005
Dog Park · 19-Jan-2005
God Hauling Ass · 19-Jan-2005
Reading · 19-Jan-2005
Hand, yummy · 19-Jan-2005
National Public Nightmare · 18-Jan-2005
Scrumptious Bearded Armstrong as reflected in the switchplate of our bedroom in LA one week before we left for Utah · 18-Jan-2005
Generations · 17-Jan-2005
How to Charm Me · 17-Jan-2005
Living in the heart of the Aryan Nation · 17-Jan-2005
Exactly one week before our lives exploded, January 2004 · 17-Jan-2005
I don’t remember what life was like before I could pause live television, or I guess I don’t WANT to remember · 16-Jan-2005
Is this thing on? · 16-Jan-2005
Enjoying · 15-Jan-2005
View of L.A. from Runyon Canyon circa October 2002 · 15-Jan-2005
For some reason I feel that George Michael should be singing behind this post, I don’t know why · 14-Jan-2005
Baby Einstein · 14-Jan-2005
Full speed · 14-Jan-2005
Enjoying · 13-Jan-2005
Thinking · 13-Jan-2005
View from Danger Park · 13-Jan-2005
Her necklace says, “Be Fri,” and mine says, “st ends” · 12-Jan-2005
Soon to be written out of the will · 12-Jan-2005
His ego writing checks his body can’t cash · 12-Jan-2005
How to Annoy Me · 11-Jan-2005
How to Charm Me · 11-Jan-2005
Yet another reason I am unfit to be a parent · 11-Jan-2005
Blue, Looking West · 11-Jan-2005
I like to think that she smells good because of me, but I’m pretty sure that has everything to do with the lotion · 10-Jan-2005
Thinking · 10-Jan-2005
Baby Bear · 10-Jan-2005
Consumer weaponry · 09-Jan-2005
Wasatch Front · 09-Jan-2005
I know you’re not going to believe this, but neither one of us is stoned · 08-Jan-2005
Is that a remote control or are you just happy to see me? · 07-Jan-2005
How to Annoy The Holy Living Shit out of Me · 07-Jan-2005
I hereby declare Fridays Chuck Fridays, all in favor say, “RUFF!” · 07-Jan-2005
Here’s how it all went down · 06-Jan-2005
Thinking · 06-Jan-2005
I know it’s a little late, but… · 06-Jan-2005
Email: The No Poop Policy · 05-Jan-2005
Thinking · 05-Jan-2005
Killer · 05-Jan-2005
BlogAid · 04-Jan-2005
Hammer time! · 04-Jan-2005
January 2005 · 03-Jan-2005
Newsletter: Month Eleven · 03-Jan-2005
You don’t want me leading an army into battle · 03-Jan-2005
A very tired New Year’s Eve · 03-Jan-2005
Of course my first post of the new year would have to be about this · 01-Jan-2005
Zing Zing Zingbah says, “Happy New Year!” · 01-Jan-2005

Leego my Eeego · 28-Feb-2005
SLC silhouette · 28-Feb-2005
Happy Fourth Blog Birthday to this Behemoth of A Project · 27-Feb-2005
Dusk over wires · 27-Feb-2005
To Grandmother’s house we go · 26-Feb-2005
Demo: How to be a Dork · 25-Feb-2005
Oh say can you suck! · 25-Feb-2005
Trying so hard not to fall asleep while standing up · 25-Feb-2005
SPOILER ALERT: YOU CAN SUCK IT, plus Mormon Doctrine recited from memory · 24-Feb-2005
Already starting to feel the pain and it was only 9:45 in the morning · 24-Feb-2005
Thinking · 23-Feb-2005
An entry about my dog that includes not one word in all caps · 23-Feb-2005
A List of Things I Need to Get Done That Probably Won’t Get Done Because I’m a Stressed Out and Overwhelmed Mess of a Flake · 23-Feb-2005
In the South that would indicate a tornado was a comin’ · 23-Feb-2005
Jesus wants me for a snowbeam · 22-Feb-2005
Butts for Butterflies Campaign · 22-Feb-2005
The dude with the glasses ripped it on the slopes · 22-Feb-2005
Slaves to the outrageous price of formula no more · 21-Feb-2005
Moonbeam Lift, Solitude Ski Resort · 21-Feb-2005
We got totally sick in the pow · 20-Feb-2005
rented snowboard · 20-Feb-2005
Email: Before you delete this, THIS IS NOT SPAM (unbelievable how many subject lines say this exact thing) · 19-Feb-2005
Next game we teach her will be shin-kicking · 18-Feb-2005
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors hot drinks · 18-Feb-2005
Austin Chucklett · 18-Feb-2005
Feeling Guilty · 17-Feb-2005
Bourne nightmare · 17-Feb-2005
Jones. He got in the way. · 17-Feb-2005
Thinking · 16-Feb-2005
What a way to make a living · 16-Feb-2005
I cannot wait to tell my therapist · 16-Feb-2005
Self portrait Wednesday is in da house · 16-Feb-2005
How to Annoy Me · 15-Feb-2005
THE END OF THE WORLD · 15-Feb-2005
As you can see here clearly she inherited THE FOREHEAD · 15-Feb-2005
Redneck woman · 14-Feb-2005
I don’t need to hear you say that if we weren’t so alike you’d like me a whole lot more · 14-Feb-2005
Hugs and Kisses · 14-Feb-2005
The reason I have resisted all requests to trim this kid’s hair · 13-Feb-2005
Chris and Carol · 13-Feb-2005
In order to earn residence in Utah you have to have shoplifted at least once in your life · 12-Feb-2005
Phone War · 12-Feb-2005
It started off so innocent! · 11-Feb-2005
It’s terribly hot down here · 11-Feb-2005
Deer · 11-Feb-2005
Yesterday someone called me a money-grubbing whore, and I was all, money? · 10-Feb-2005
The Monsters · 10-Feb-2005
How to Charm Me · 09-Feb-2005
ABC, easy as 123 · 09-Feb-2005
Thinking (and totally freaking out) · 09-Feb-2005
It’s alive! · 09-Feb-2005
You should ask her about the time I made dood balls for my Mormon boyfriend, Kovar · 08-Feb-2005
Hi Ho Silver! · 08-Feb-2005
This is what happens when you tell the dog that no, he can’t come to the grocery store with you and the baby · 08-Feb-2005
How to Annoy Me · 07-Feb-2005
Mac catalogs are now banned from this household · 07-Feb-2005
Eli sharing his big book with Leta: UBER CUTE · 07-Feb-2005
Shocking revelations · 06-Feb-2005
Little Lady · 06-Feb-2005
Friends with clean hair · 05-Feb-2005
How to Charm Me · 04-Feb-2005
It’s not like he told anybody to SUCK IT or anything · 04-Feb-2005
Wait, wait, wait . . . · 04-Feb-2005
Just a few hours before our lives changed forever · 03-Feb-2005
Newsletter: Month Twelve · 03-Feb-2005
Here’s a blurry shot of me kissing my lovely daughter so that you will forgive me for the rest of it · 02-Feb-2005
Thinking · 02-Feb-2005
This is what happens when you have to go pee, and the baby insists upon joining you · 02-Feb-2005
February 2005 · 01-Feb-2005
Feeling Guilty · 01-Feb-2005
Leta’s Goddess of Love · 01-Feb-2005
First Secty · 01-Feb-2005

And to think, there’s SO much I don’t write about · 31-Mar-2005
Go West, young man · 31-Mar-2005
Perhaps the only thing I remember from AP Biology · 30-Mar-2005
And behold, Jon and Heather begat Leta, and yea, she was very stubborn · 30-Mar-2005
Bring it on, Spring · 30-Mar-2005
MRI am Freaking Out, Part Two · 29-Mar-2005
Behind the curtain · 29-Mar-2005
Little Sisters · 28-Mar-2005
On the ride home Jon asked if I was going to write about this and I was all, how could I not? · 28-Mar-2005
Sister in Zion · 28-Mar-2005
Said before partaking in the restorative effects of coffee · 26-Mar-2005
This website is surprisingly not sponsored by Pop Tarts · 25-Mar-2005
Happy Resurrection of Jesus Christ, WOOF! · 25-Mar-2005
Employee needs improvement · 24-Mar-2005
Thinking · 24-Mar-2005
Reflecting Pool, OF OZ · 24-Mar-2005
Meridians are good for licking · 23-Mar-2005
Restoration of the Aaronic Priesthood, in sculpture form, Temple Square, SLC, UT · 23-Mar-2005
Lance Armstrong, The Conclusion · 22-Mar-2005
Champ Rocking the Delicate Arch · 21-Mar-2005
Heather is good for licking · 19-Mar-2005
bestshirtever from bestreaderever · 19-Mar-2005
How to Charm Me · 18-Mar-2005
Married broads in the desert on the run! · 17-Mar-2005
Yeah, this week it’s pretty much all about Leta · 17-Mar-2005
Beware, baby in vicinity · 16-Mar-2005
Finally an outfit to go with the hat · 16-Mar-2005
File under: Not for kids, a continuing series in which my family realizes JUST HOW FAR GONE SHE IS · 15-Mar-2005
Enjoying (oh yeah) · 15-Mar-2005
Little baby Stevie · 15-Mar-2005
How to Charm Me into a Gobsmacked Sober Stupor · 14-Mar-2005
The SAT Reasoning Test was WAY easier than this · 14-Mar-2005
When this happens, you take the LOOOOONG way home · 14-Mar-2005
I am a Conk Honk Ronk I Sonk Tonk I A Nonk · 13-Mar-2005
Patatomic and Rebecca · 12-Mar-2005
Good Dog Carl Goes to Prison · 11-Mar-2005
File under: Not for kids · 11-Mar-2005
Here, kitty kitty! · 11-Mar-2005
Lance Armstrong · 10-Mar-2005
The camera took this picture by itself, I just stood there · 10-Mar-2005
Switch Hitter · 09-Mar-2005
I am a Cong Hong Rong I Song Tong I A Nong · 09-Mar-2005
Email: Best wishes in growing up · 08-Mar-2005
No seriously, last week he flung himself at the car at it made a THUD noise that reverberated across the neighborhood · 08-Mar-2005
Have mercy on me, baby · 08-Mar-2005
Toxic plume · 07-Mar-2005
Well Portland Oregon and sloe gin fizz, if that ain’t love then tell me what is · 07-Mar-2005
Samson, shorn · 06-Mar-2005
How to Annoy Me · 04-Mar-2005
In the name of The Father and The Son and The Holy Spirit · 04-Mar-2005
The secret to abstinence · 03-Mar-2005
The Master and his little Grasshopper · 03-Mar-2005
Newsletter: Month Thirteen · 02-Mar-2005
Groundhog phone call · 02-Mar-2005
Snowboards in love · 02-Mar-2005
Thinking · 01-Mar-2005
Sean Boy Kirkland Walton · 01-Mar-2005
Patatomic rocks the ‘nana · 01-Mar-2005

It will come with a money back guarantee · 29-Apr-2005
Thinking · 29-Apr-2005
Sphinx · 29-Apr-2005
Jonathan · 28-Apr-2005
Croc savvy! · 27-Apr-2005
2nd South looking west · 27-Apr-2005
Through the looking glass · 26-Apr-2005
Nothing is cute the second time, or the 400th for that matter · 25-Apr-2005
The Very Hungry Caterpillar · 25-Apr-2005
Yet another entry this week that speaks of the penis · 22-Apr-2005
Representing the West Coast, yo · 22-Apr-2005
How to Annoy Me · 21-Apr-2005
Who you looking at? · 21-Apr-2005
Perils of cohabitation, volume one of many · 20-Apr-2005
In which I don’t discuss the size of anyone’s pecker · 20-Apr-2005
Silhouette with hanging clothespin · 20-Apr-2005
Point of clarification · 19-Apr-2005
Old fashioned · 19-Apr-2005
P.M. Dawn · 18-Apr-2005
Happy Birthday, Dawn · 18-Apr-2005
Overheard after a long day of Leta skipping naps and biting the heads off of bats · 17-Apr-2005
The equivalent of an orgasm to a dog with no balls · 16-Apr-2005
This town needs an enema · 15-Apr-2005
Two very cute and very worth it Tax Deductions · 15-Apr-2005
Apparently he was also a speed reader in grade school. SPEED. READER. · 14-Apr-2005
Oh, Elise · 14-Apr-2005
There’s a lady who’s sure all that glitters is gold · 13-Apr-2005
Enjoying more than you’ll ever know · 13-Apr-2005
Too tired to continue crawling · 13-Apr-2005
Off to Lola’s double-wide we go · 12-Apr-2005
Disco · 12-Apr-2005
Millions of women across America have seen MILLIONS of years erased, MILLIONS, MILLIONS! · 11-Apr-2005
Remnants of chocolate pop tart · 11-Apr-2005
I think she remembers how many I ate when she was in my tummy · 10-Apr-2005
More blooms · 09-Apr-2005
He loves her, he really does · 08-Apr-2005
Mancunian Candidate · 07-Apr-2005
How to Annoy Me · 07-Apr-2005
Stepping stone · 07-Apr-2005
Vigorous, bold, unforgettable · 06-Apr-2005
Spring forward, count backwards · 06-Apr-2005
Our plum tree in bloom · 06-Apr-2005
April 2005 · 05-Apr-2005
Chuck doing his best impersonation of Marilyn Monroe · 05-Apr-2005
Newsletter: Month Fourteen · 04-Apr-2005
Reading · 04-Apr-2005
You can’t take the Hamilton out of the Heather · 04-Apr-2005
The Mormon Church needs more missionaries who can adequately speak with their hands · 04-Apr-2005
Chuck, he didn’t want Maggie to leave · 01-Apr-2005

Dear God Almighty, Lord in Heaven, Everlasting Father · 31-May-2005
Bronx · 31-May-2005
Thinking · 30-May-2005
In loving memory of Jon’s father, Byron Kesler Armstrong · 30-May-2005
Wherein I realized that it’s almost impossible to say BLOG without throwing up on national television · 27-May-2005
Pensive, not bitchy, just pensive, oh, and constipated, yes, constipated · 27-May-2005
Goober Music Awards · 26-May-2005
Afternoon delight · 26-May-2005
You’ll never guess what this post is about · 25-May-2005
Behold THE HAIR · 25-May-2005
I’m surrounded by the enemy · 24-May-2005
The Former Congressman, reserving his right to filibuster · 24-May-2005
The $450 Pocket of Gas · 23-May-2005
15 Rounds · 23-May-2005
Miraculously Jon didn’t kill the rose bush last fall · 23-May-2005
Hottest spot in the yard? CHECK! · 20-May-2005
Hobo. Baby. · 19-May-2005
Presents from Leta’s Pseudo Internet Godmother · 19-May-2005
Second on that list would be “rub Mama’s feet” · 18-May-2005
How to Charm Me · 18-May-2005
Broken clock atop piano · 18-May-2005
I really think we should just be friends · 17-May-2005
THE LAMP · 17-May-2005
I’m sorry, but you cannot expect me to resist something that is described as having “luminous natural shells in cascading tiers” · 16-May-2005
I just take as much as you can throw · 16-May-2005
Thinking · 15-May-2005
The dog, they haven’t yet lost or killed him · 13-May-2005
And this is Chuck biting off WAY more than he can chew · 13-May-2005
Thinking · 12-May-2005
This is Samson · 12-May-2005
More than a passing resemblance · 11-May-2005
Pit stop · 11-May-2005
Spare me the details · 10-May-2005
Quiet brunch · 10-May-2005
Another dispatch from the Chronicles of Aunt Lola · 09-May-2005
Fry Sauce, A Utah Original · 09-May-2005
Thinking · 06-May-2005
Law and Order: Comment Spam By Jury Unit · 06-May-2005
Security system · 06-May-2005
Mythological · 05-May-2005
Lining the porch · 05-May-2005
The one thing we KNOW she inherited from me · 04-May-2005
Nature vs. nurture, where nurture goes terribly wrong · 04-May-2005
455 · 04-May-2005
15 mos. · 03-May-2005
Newsletter: Month Fifteen · 02-May-2005
Bo · 02-May-2005
Sake haze · 02-May-2005

When I was setting the category for this entry I was absentmindedly looking for the “nudity” category and suddenly realized, THA · 30-Jun-2005
Nucular · 30-Jun-2005
Making his way the only way he knows how · 29-Jun-2005
Off to see the wizard · 29-Jun-2005
He can’t handle the truth · 28-Jun-2005
“No, I will not open that bag of cotton balls for you.” · 28-Jun-2005
With a moo moo here · 27-Jun-2005
Thinking · 27-Jun-2005
Say what? · 27-Jun-2005
Eavesdropping, not keeping it to myself, sharing it with the Internet, will feel bad about it later just not right now · 24-Jun-2005
The…horror…the…horror! · 24-Jun-2005
Sundays they camped and read and prayed (and then told fart jokes) · 23-Jun-2005
One year ago · 23-Jun-2005
How am I driving? Call 1-800-SUCKMYBIGTOE · 22-Jun-2005
Ava · 22-Jun-2005
The Secrets of BlogHer Conference REVEALED · 21-Jun-2005
Ella and Leta in her Gay Pride Swimsuit, first time in a pool and obviously loving every minute · 21-Jun-2005
Ross, from London · 20-Jun-2005
Vangroovooroo · 19-Jun-2005
One of the best lines I heard at dinner last night · 17-Jun-2005
What’s in here, Mama? · 17-Jun-2005
Shortly afterward Odessa took Leta out with a swift kick to the gut · 16-Jun-2005
If this isn’t reclaiming the web for personal expression then I DON’T KNOW WHAT IS · 15-Jun-2005
Leta and Grandpa · 15-Jun-2005
When my Dad reads this his head is going to be full of BLEEEEEPs · 14-Jun-2005
Odessa · 14-Jun-2005
Chimmy Chimmy BREAK DOWN! · 13-Jun-2005
I’m posting this cute picture of her now because she won’t stop screaming and this will prevent me from jumping off a bridge or · 13-Jun-2005
Scottish and sunburned · 10-Jun-2005
If I stare at you long enough will you give me a piece of that pizza? · 10-Jun-2005
Reading: A series of links that have had me laughing out loud while completely or at least mostly sober · 09-Jun-2005
Monoliths · 09-Jun-2005
Bick Bruildings of Beaufort · 08-Jun-2005
Here’s the church, there’s the steeple · 08-Jun-2005
Newsletter: Month Sixteen · 07-Jun-2005
Voyeur pose · 07-Jun-2005
Getting the party started quickly · 07-Jun-2005
Leaving on a jet plane · 01-Jun-2005
Introducing Jooce · 01-Jun-2005

August 2005 · 31-Jul-2005
Sleeping 20 hours a day is hard work, people · 29-Jul-2005
Indeed, there will be talk of teats · 28-Jul-2005
Kicky · 28-Jul-2005
The point at which all phone conversations resemble a drop in cell phone coverage · 27-Jul-2005
Thinking · 27-Jul-2005
Too many to count · 27-Jul-2005
“A Blue Marlin in a sea of tuna,” you can’t make this stuff up · 26-Jul-2005
Cupcake eating cupcake · 26-Jul-2005
Dear Geeky Father of What I’m Sure Will Turn Out to Be My Equally Geeky Daughter, · 25-Jul-2005
Fantasies of the recently-turned elderly · 25-Jul-2005
Beware: Unbearable cuteness below · 25-Jul-2005
How to Annoy Me · 24-Jul-2005
Sprint’s newest customer · 22-Jul-2005
Charlie and the Dog Food Factory · 22-Jul-2005
Another one for my legal team · 21-Jul-2005
Overheard: “Heather, put the camera away, they are so going to march us out of here.” · 21-Jul-2005
Moments before the cake killed the whole family · 20-Jul-2005
Jon’s culinary masterpiece · 20-Jul-2005
The past is beautiful like the darkness between the fireflies · 19-Jul-2005
Thinking · 19-Jul-2005
Oh, how the innocent have fallen · 19-Jul-2005
Tomorrow is my 30th birthday and this is how I’m celebrating · 18-Jul-2005
He’s finally home · 18-Jul-2005
The devil wears Prada · 15-Jul-2005
Former Congressman, undercover · 15-Jul-2005
Bese mi culo · 14-Jul-2005
In case you hadn’t seen this yet · 14-Jul-2005
Sydney, last week during a delicious Red Iguana dinner, notice the beautiful wedding band, there’s quite a story behind that one · 14-Jul-2005
I remember the smell of Kimchi in the morning · 13-Jul-2005
You gonna eat all that food? · 13-Jul-2005
Lead singer of the Knuckleheads · 12-Jul-2005
SLC is no LBC · 12-Jul-2005
On the verge of the dead yet part · 11-Jul-2005
Captain Micro-climate · 11-Jul-2005
Chuck guarding his ride · 08-Jul-2005
07-07-2005 · 07-Jul-2005
Tower Bridge, London, September 1996 · 07-Jul-2005
Homemakers of the world · 06-Jul-2005
Draper Park · 06-Jul-2005
Newsletter: Month Seventeen · 05-Jul-2005
Nazi Youth Exhibit A or B, I can’t remember which one · 05-Jul-2005
Thinking · 03-Jul-2005
July 2005 · 01-Jul-2005
Not dead yet · 01-Jul-2005
My men · 01-Jul-2005

Our eyes see flies, our eyes see ants… · 31-Aug-2005
Frightening flashes of my mother’s genes · 30-Aug-2005
My Little X-Treme Pony · 30-Aug-2005
Who’s ready for more drunk blogging? ARE YOU READY? YEAH? YEAH! · 29-Aug-2005
Leave me my tonles! · 29-Aug-2005
Dum and Dee · 29-Aug-2005
Walk this way · 26-Aug-2005
Having just returned from the groomer Charles looks dashing! in his jaunty kerchief · 26-Aug-2005
Interstate love song · 25-Aug-2005
It’s called the Leather Anniversary because at this point in the relationship you need to buy something with which you can beat · 24-Aug-2005
Happy Third Anniversary to Us · 24-Aug-2005
Duchess Cymbalta, before your execution, you will join me at a ceremony that will make this battle station operational · 23-Aug-2005
Status on Chuck’s mission to roast himself to death in the sun: Nearing completion · 23-Aug-2005
Saturday is a special day, it’s the day we get ready for Sunday · 22-Aug-2005
If only this were bourbon · 22-Aug-2005
Another one to tell the grandkids about · 20-Aug-2005
Sinus invasion · 19-Aug-2005
Before he discovered Ayn Rand and became an unbearable ass · 19-Aug-2005
Cautionary photo: Valedictorian and severely anal retentive high-schooler in the making · 18-Aug-2005
Thinking · 17-Aug-2005
I still have scars, from the bike accident and the hair · 17-Aug-2005
Buddy’s Cleaners · 16-Aug-2005
When lipliner attacks · 16-Aug-2005
To the manufacturers of Triaminic: BITE ME · 15-Aug-2005
Can you estimate the amount of hairspray used in this photo? · 15-Aug-2005
Why I moved closer to my family (and yes, this reason is better than, “So I could shoot the Mormons at close range.”) · 14-Aug-2005
Pillow talk · 12-Aug-2005
Every man needs his monkey · 12-Aug-2005
I prefer “blobber” thank you very much · 11-Aug-2005
Powazek · 11-Aug-2005
This open road in front of me just got a little bumpy · 10-Aug-2005
Bug · 10-Aug-2005
If you haven’t read this already you probably should · 09-Aug-2005
Flower on Carl St., Cole Valley, San Francisco · 09-Aug-2005
The B. stands for BACKFIRE · 08-Aug-2005
Chuck’s Internet Crush, Chieka · 08-Aug-2005
OCD, easy as 1-2-3 · 07-Aug-2005
Said to me just now on the phone · 05-Aug-2005
Meow · 05-Aug-2005
How to Charm Me · 04-Aug-2005
Flying home · 04-Aug-2005
Newsletter: Month Eighteen · 03-Aug-2005
Fox Force Trio · 03-Aug-2005
Thinking · 02-Aug-2005
To all the girls I’ve loved before · 02-Aug-2005
You really don’t want to know · 02-Aug-2005
Mena Fucking Trott, people · 02-Aug-2005
Shane needs more doing · 01-Aug-2005
“Oops, I did it again..” · 01-Aug-2005

Internal Digital Readout · 30-Sep-2005
Overheard · 30-Sep-2005
Touched by His Noodly Appendage · 30-Sep-2005
Life · 29-Sep-2005
Christie · 28-Sep-2005
Who knew that the guy who started Blogger also created a bourbon for bloggers? · 28-Sep-2005
Leta found religion · 27-Sep-2005
Malfunction junction · 27-Sep-2005
Hobo baby opening programs we didn’t even know we had on that machine · 27-Sep-2005
I’m so glad when Daddy comes home · 26-Sep-2005
Would I deny him the privilege of licking the bowl? No, but I will make him wait until it hurts. · 26-Sep-2005
Just don’t eat it · 23-Sep-2005
Chuck, Pooka University Alumnus, showing his support for Amanda B. · 23-Sep-2005
Wherein I make a reference that will have my husband wondering, “Did she actually know that or did she Google it?” · 22-Sep-2005
That used to look like lasagne · 22-Sep-2005
To all the RSS readers I’ve loved before · 21-Sep-2005
No picture of my new fussy.org shirt would be complete without the The Fussy Monster, Leta · 21-Sep-2005
The love between a husband and wife · 20-Sep-2005
We’re changing our last name to Eyebrowstrong · 20-Sep-2005
Paved paradise · 19-Sep-2005
I didn’t go to college for nothing · 19-Sep-2005
Chuck Monday, because he’s so neglected · 19-Sep-2005
Back when he listened to boy bands · 16-Sep-2005
You can’t pick your Mama · 15-Sep-2005
Sunset over Bear Lake · 15-Sep-2005
Another reason to be proud of public education · 14-Sep-2005
Leta with her cousin Aiko · 14-Sep-2005
Six times the suck · 13-Sep-2005
How to Charm Me · 13-Sep-2005
Lucy by the lake · 13-Sep-2005
Thinking · 12-Sep-2005
Peter The Walking Ottoman Johnson · 12-Sep-2005
This kid is going to kill it at frat parties · 09-Sep-2005
I am human and I need to be loved · 09-Sep-2005
I have a family here on Earth, they are so good to me · 08-Sep-2005
Sunrise over Bear Lake · 08-Sep-2005
How to Charm Me · 07-Sep-2005
Email: I salute you, Texas · 07-Sep-2005
Charlie Full of Slobber · 07-Sep-2005
The baby, she likes barbecue · 06-Sep-2005
Having just returned from vacation with the family, which when you have kids is not much different than working overtime · 05-Sep-2005
Reeling · 02-Sep-2005
Mailman? Mailman? Mailman? Mailman? Mailman? Mailman? · 02-Sep-2005
Newsletter: Month Nineteen · 02-Sep-2005
A couple things · 01-Sep-2005
Furry happy monsters laughing · 01-Sep-2005

I can’t take her anywhere anymore · 31-Oct-2005
Everywhere a moo moo · 31-Oct-2005
You got Internet on this thing? · 30-Oct-2005
In touch with his inner sound effect · 28-Oct-2005
Ice cream mask · 28-Oct-2005
Feeling Guilty · 27-Oct-2005
Overheard (and kept anonymous to protect the innocent) · 27-Oct-2005
Just plain gross · 27-Oct-2005
Like a cat in heat stuck in a moving car · 26-Oct-2005
Catching flies · 26-Oct-2005
NASCAR Mom · 25-Oct-2005
Near Randolph, UT at sunset · 25-Oct-2005
This weekend I used the term Cheeto Hands · 24-Oct-2005
Not for kids, no really · 24-Oct-2005
Stay At Home Father, or more popularly known as Shit Ass Ho Fucking Bad Ass · 24-Oct-2005
You think he would know better · 21-Oct-2005
The Sponge Stage, or Why I Now Have to Start Behaving Like a Parent · 20-Oct-2005
In a few years she is going to be so embarrassed that I would wear this coat · 20-Oct-2005
How to Annoy Me · 19-Oct-2005
Our front yard · 19-Oct-2005
My time would be better spent reading literature, but this is so much more fun · 18-Oct-2005
How I dearly wish I was not here but instead in an ocean of pizza · 18-Oct-2005
Cancer of the heart · 17-Oct-2005
Happy happy joy joy · 17-Oct-2005
Summer skin · 16-Oct-2005
I can’t think of a title for this so I’ll just call it FRED · 15-Oct-2005
The Leta Walking Experience · 14-Oct-2005
The list continues · 14-Oct-2005
Bambi · 14-Oct-2005
Doctor Jon · 13-Oct-2005
About a year and a lifetime ago · 13-Oct-2005
Shirtless baby walks then smashes buildings with giant foot · 12-Oct-2005
Grandpa Mike · 12-Oct-2005
How to Charm the Holy Living Jesus out of Me · 11-Oct-2005
He also pronounces warshing without the “r” · 11-Oct-2005
One reason we love living here, other than all the hot Mormon ass · 11-Oct-2005
Freeze this moment · 10-Oct-2005
Modern plumber’s crack · 09-Oct-2005
Annie · 09-Oct-2005
From certain angles you can’t even tell them apart · 08-Oct-2005
How to Charm (the web designer in) Me · 07-Oct-2005
Can you do this with your cat? · 07-Oct-2005
The daughter of an English major · 06-Oct-2005
This is how she’s going to get around at college · 06-Oct-2005
Best Show on Earth · 05-Oct-2005
Hiking in Millcreek · 05-Oct-2005
How to Charm Me · 05-Oct-2005
20 months going on 20 years · 04-Oct-2005
Newsletter: Month Twenty · 03-Oct-2005
Idlewild · 03-Oct-2005

December 2005 · 30-Nov-2005
Janurary 30, 1985 · 30-Nov-2005
Reading · 30-Nov-2005
This is my brother, Ranger, and he has no hair · 30-Nov-2005
Save until I delete · 29-Nov-2005
Unwilling to acknowledge each other’s existence · 29-Nov-2005
“This is what you get when you rely on the Internet to answer potentially life-altering questions” · 28-Nov-2005
First snow · 28-Nov-2005
How funky is your chicken? · 25-Nov-2005
Mr. Chuckles, if you’re nasty · 25-Nov-2005
Giving thanks · 24-Nov-2005
Because I love to play the organ · 23-Nov-2005
I had no idea there were so many patriotic cats in the world · 23-Nov-2005
Country house · 22-Nov-2005
Included batteries not · 21-Nov-2005
The third law · 21-Nov-2005
Doing Shane in the afternoon · 21-Nov-2005
Vacation home · 18-Nov-2005
Soul-crushing · 18-Nov-2005
12 Months of Chuckles · 17-Nov-2005
Scrumptious Almost Bearded Drunk Girl · 17-Nov-2005
With 7 vitamins and minerals · 16-Nov-2005
It runs away through my clutching hands · 16-Nov-2005
You can’t always get what you want · 15-Nov-2005
This makes me so happy inside · 15-Nov-2005
Love is… · 14-Nov-2005
Enjoying · 14-Nov-2005
The consequences of living online · 14-Nov-2005
Moments before we arrived at Costco and she deafened a parking lot of patrons with The Demon Death Howl · 14-Nov-2005
Stop · 13-Nov-2005
Chocolate milk · 11-Nov-2005
Feeling Guilty · 11-Nov-2005
Return of the Chuckacabra! · 11-Nov-2005
Further evidence that the Armstrong genes win · 10-Nov-2005
Body of a frog, memory of an elephant · 09-Nov-2005
The Spirit of God like a fire is burning · 09-Nov-2005
You’re going to want to skip over this one, Dad · 08-Nov-2005
Number of the day · 08-Nov-2005
Haaaaaiiiiiir · 08-Nov-2005
Why we stopped sharing a bowl of ice cream · 07-Nov-2005
You’ll never guess who is having more fun · 07-Nov-2005
To demonstrate three different ISO speeds on the camera, also to bug him while he’s trying to nap · 04-Nov-2005
Newsletter: Month Twenty-one · 03-Nov-2005
All the leaves are brown · 03-Nov-2005
Hallowhy are you doing this to me? · 02-Nov-2005
This one is for my lesbian readers · 02-Nov-2005
Timmy and Oscar the Grouch Pumpkin · 02-Nov-2005
Wherein a whole bunch of you just roll your eyes · 01-Nov-2005
Melmo? · 01-Nov-2005

January 2006 · 31-Dec-2005
Self-absorbed exhibitionist · 30-Dec-2005
In our natural environment · 30-Dec-2005
Leta got far more excited about the Avon World Sales Leader than she ever did about Santa · 29-Dec-2005
Not only does Duchesne have a bowling alley, but they done got rocks! · 28-Dec-2005
Fun times with the Fecal Family Players · 27-Dec-2005
Winter in Duchesne, UT (not much different than any other season in Duchesne) · 27-Dec-2005
Leta with her loot · 26-Dec-2005
After being forced to sit in Santa’s lap Leta suddenly turned violent and severed his head with her mouth · 23-Dec-2005
A War on Dignity · 23-Dec-2005
If he got me socks you’ll hear all about it · 22-Dec-2005
Daydreaming of differential equations · 22-Dec-2005
Lesbians pick their noses, too · 21-Dec-2005
She was perfectly fine until we abandoned her in the lap of a strange man who smelled like the inside of a chimney · 21-Dec-2005
For those of you who come here for one thing, this is my Christmas present to you · 20-Dec-2005
We’re going to take this act on the road · 20-Dec-2005
Clarification in response to recent allegations that my heart is black and emits dangerous toxins · 18-Dec-2005
If this doesn’t hit you RIGHT THERE then maybe it’s time you started letting yourself feel again · 16-Dec-2005
Even more fun with Pick Up Sticks · 16-Dec-2005
Return of The Smooshness! · 15-Dec-2005
Nico · 15-Dec-2005
If he ever loses us he can just follow the screaming like a trail of breadcrumbs · 14-Dec-2005
Leahpeah Peehead · 14-Dec-2005
Clarification in response to a recent email · 13-Dec-2005
Annie, when your friend, Andrea, reads this and calls to tell you about it I hope she at least mentions the cute diagrams · 13-Dec-2005
Fun with Pick Up Sticks · 13-Dec-2005
What an excellent day for an exorcism · 12-Dec-2005
Elf · 12-Dec-2005
Best friends forever or until one of them borrows the other one’s clothes without asking first, then not so much · 09-Dec-2005
Not very good at hiding his cocaine habit · 09-Dec-2005
Diagnosis · 08-Dec-2005
Tree confetti · 08-Dec-2005
The B. stands for BAD INFLUENCE · 07-Dec-2005
I have a feeling we aren’t in Los Angeles anymore · 07-Dec-2005
Monkey see, monkey do · 06-Dec-2005
Ferocious Bearded Armstrong · 06-Dec-2005
Newsletter: Month Twenty-two · 05-Dec-2005
Twenty-two months · 05-Dec-2005
Move over, David Blaine · 04-Dec-2005
Why this is not a craft blog · 02-Dec-2005
Buying this new gas log was like giving him the gift of orgasm · 02-Dec-2005
A very, very angry monster indeed · 01-Dec-2005
Look ma, no tin foil! · 01-Dec-2005